Men are from Mars...

I bought this spring green hand towel for our first floor bathroom four years ago. It has a horizontal bar of white flowers on the front. Every time I wash my hands and use the towel, I make sure the towel is back in its proper position. It has always bugged me that my husband never did this. Every time he uses the towel, it’s always arbitrarily tossed back onto the towel rod, or he positions the towel backwards so that the pretty flowers aren’t visible.

Yesterday, after I heard him wash his hands, I finally hollered, “Hang the towel back in its proper position, please!” He peers out of the bathroom door and says, “What?” I said, “You know, with the white flowers facing forward.”

He then replied: “There are flowers on the towel?”

Need I say—we’ve been using the same towel for FOUR years!